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1. “Growing Up and Falling Apart (In That Order)”
-The lifecycle of a dustball and other cosmic jokes.
2. “Am I Dirt or Just Misunderstood?”
-A memoir of identity, rejection, and accidental inhalation.
3. “This Is Not a Clean Surface” -A journey of self-discovery beneath the coffee table.
4. “I Think, Therefore I Accumulate”
-Cogito ergo clump.
5. “How to Grow Up When You’re 99% Dead Skin”
-Spoiler: Therapy helps.
6. “Sisyphus Was a Dustball: And Other Lessons in Futility”
-Roll, rest, repeat.
7. “Everything Matters. Until the Roomba Comes.” -A reflection on impermanence and low battery alerts.
8. “The Unbearable Lightness of Lint”
-Milan Kundera, but fluffy.
9. “Chronicles of a Sentient Dustball: Or, Why I’m Afraid of Ceiling Fans”
-An epic in two sneeze-filled acts.
10. “In the Beginning, There Was Carpet”
-And it was covered in me.
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